A new black pair of boots!?!?

Im just tryin to whore out my ebay listing for this super sweet pair of Dr Martens.
who might benefit from these boots you ask?

-skinheads
-punks
-posers
-goth/gothic peeps
-metal babes
-cosplayers
-fans of Daria
-high schoolers
-gogo dancers
-strippers
-boot collectors
- a pair of BFFs where one chick has only a right leg and the other chick only has a left leg.
each single legged babe can have a "best friends" boot to match their buddy!

The list goes on! lookie here and enjoy!